I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize