Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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