i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
