oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize