we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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