do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize