I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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