I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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