you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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