hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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