Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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