Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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