I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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