She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
