He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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