Dual....:-)
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
