i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize