We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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