the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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