did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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