Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
