is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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