I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Still dying that you shit outside
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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