Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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