you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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