with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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