Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
