I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How external is "for external use only"?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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