she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The air was thick with penises
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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