you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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