I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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