Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can I color on your dick again?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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