I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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