Just cropdusted the office
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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