is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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