I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
