Ambien. No doubt about it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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