sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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