Taylor Swift is so right about you.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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