Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
