Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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