me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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