Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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