Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will be naked everywhere
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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