porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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