did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
