Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I need a beard to bite.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
