i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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