Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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