so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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