I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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