I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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