Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
no you cant smoke seaweed
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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