Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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