I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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