dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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