Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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